Are you tired of VERMIN invading your home?

Your mouse troubles are over.

The Merchant of Death 2000 -- The Zenith of Vermin Eradication

The mousetrap of tomorrow is here today! The Merchant of Death 2000 doesn't just trap mice -- it seeks out and destroys them! Another miracle of science from BLACKMIRE INDUSTRIES.

The Merchant of Death 2000 features these advanced mouse-eradication technologies:

As seen on TV!

Studded roller -- to crush mice into bags of splintered bones!
Circular saw -- to slice mice to pieces!
Suction pump -- to capture mice, no matter where they hide!
Taser -- to prolong their painful demise!
Pincer -- to restrain and crush!

and the ultimate weapon...

SuperHammer -- to smash mice flat!

Learn more about the Merchant of Death 2000 in our newest infomercial: To Build a Better Mousetrap!